just-shower-thoughts:

On Halloween, Pornhub should put jump scares in the middle of their videos.

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

im walking by the same person in my family i just said fuck to and my screens pointing at them and theres nsfw on my da

inzika:

jayce:

if you imagine a salt shaker and shake it in your mouth you’ll actually taste it

flarebossmalva:

mindless self indulgence voice: i love myself but hate myself also, my dick is hard (screaming)